The 7 Reasons Why 128,000 Subscribers Left The WWE Network

According to the latest tally, WWE Network is at the 700,000 subscriber mark.

The most interesting piece of information seems to be that during the last quarter 161,000 subscribers signed up, but 128,000 cancelled their subscription. But why?

Well, gladly, after a few hours of investigative journalism on my part, I was able to gather all the big reasons:

1. They lost their smile.

2. Those accounts were remotely controlled by Vince Russo. Swerve!

3. The decision was part of each subscriber’s ongoing budget cuts.

4. After the last pay-per-view, they just took their ball and went home.

5. Half left for torrent sites and sent the remaining half referral links.

6. They weren’t happy when Vince told them they’d only be allowed to watch the WWE Network after spending 6 months in the NXT Network.

7. As they explained to WWE Network staff, they were only part-time subscribers.

Thank you to Garry Stitchell for reason #1. Hmm… Do you have a #8?