7 Achievements Unlocked On Raw: August 4th, 2014
1. Plug-A-Mania is running wild
At least, Trips didn’t go on about how the “WWE Universe” has all your favorite matches. But this was still a painful streak – there were just too many plugs. Which leads me to believe, Triple H was purposefully going for this:
+9.99 for Trips.
2. Sell like A BIIITCH!
On the redeeming end of things, The Cerebral Assassin did unlock another achievement:
As the closing segment winded down, Triple H cornered Brie Bella in the ring, using the contract signing table to box her in, as Stephanie whipped the living hell out of Nikki Bella. When the Yes Girl gets free, she slaps The Game, and he sells it like a champ. Even takes a knee. Classic heel move.
3. Kane’s Big Reveal
OK, I think no one got this segment, because all I read this morning was that it seems Kane gave up his mask and his walking away in one fashion or another. I disagree.
To me, this was just Kane taking off the mask to show the world his achievement:
Just look at how pissed Triple H looks. He sees it.
More achievements after this short heel commercial, as you’re in for a big discount on heel shirts:
This promo also works for orders over $/£30. And remember, you can send me your order number for a bonus download.
4. Fans Chant… With Psychology
During the Brie-Stephanie contract signing, Brie starts listing off people who were tortured by Stephanie for her own amusement: the Rhodes Family, the Big Show, Vickie Guerrero…
The crowd starts chanting “CM Punk!”. And for the first time since Punk left (and the chants have persisted), this Austin crowd’s good sense of humor and impeccable timing managed to unlock this:
Tortured people? “CM Punk! CM Punk!”
5. The Feud To Watch
Coke? Popcorn? Cowboy hat? It’s OK. Ambrose and Rollins will make it work:
6. Slater
Although the cameras weren’t so inclined to show it, Heath Slater celebrated quite the win yesterday on Raw, as Dean Ambrose distracted Rollins ad infinitum and the now-One-Man-Band picked up the win. So, if WWE isn’t going to do this, I will:
7. Most Valuable Diva
Although Divas like AJ and Paige are clearly delivering, and Divas like Natalya and Charlotte wrestle their boots off, it’s Stephanie who is bringing it on a totally different level, and the last few weeks of Stephanie vs. Brie have clearly cemented that. Her promos are dead-on, she has crowd heat before she even speaks, her physical involvement isn’t disappointing (the Pedigrees looked devastating). And you clearly see the quality gap when the mic passes from Brie to her.
More and more, I hope the following achievement lives on, at Summerslam and beyond:
Am I missing any achievements? Let me know in the comments.
One more thing: on the 20% OFF promo, my advice is simple: find a tag team partner to order with you. Then, stab him in the back.
