RAW in 12 Jew-Jitsu Memes

You’ve seen NXT R-Evolution in 11 Bona Fide Wrestling Memes.

 

You’ve seen TLC in 11 Monitor-Blowing Memes.

 

Now, it’s time for RAW. Let’s do this!

 

1 – Heyman & Jericho Open; Put Wrestling Fans in Heaven Until…

 

Until… well, this happened:

 

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2 – At Which Point, “Downhill” Became The Operative Word

 

I love it how WWE gives me so many choices. You know what? Tomorrow night, I’ll let the missus choose what we’ll do for the evening.

 

Option A – Stay home

Option B – Not go anywhere

Option C – Remain in our abode
Bottom line:

 

2---App-Vote---Score-compressor

 

3 – Heyman Suggests It Jockingly; Everyone Agrees

 

Normally, Heyman’s creative is greatly appreciated. And even more so now. Given the last few months of “creative”, all Heyman needs to do is jokingly put forward a scenario where he takes over.

 

Save.Us_Paul.E

 

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4 – Can’t Quite Put My Finger On It

 

But…

 

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5 – Michael Cole, Botchamania’s Favorite Demon

 

I swear… sometimes it seems like this man’s learning curve is a flat line.

 

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6 – Tenacious Pete

 

Gotta give it to baseball great Pete Rose. He keeps trying. Maybe Kane will eventually slip…

 

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7 – Needs More Mizdow

 

This man is gold. Period.

 

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8 – The Gracies? How About The Heymans?

 

Because this advocate has a black belt. He is:

 

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9 – Rusev’s Cosmonauts

 

Say what you will, they look happy together.

 

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10 – Heyman Misleads Brock

 

The man feels shortchanged, I can tell.

 

 

 

11 – But He Took Out His Frustrations, And That’s What’s Important

 

Will you ever get tired of seeing this?

 

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12 – Picking Up Cena Like Nobody’s Business

 

I loved the moment when Brock is picking Cena up for the third german suplex and, for about 3-4 seconds, Brock carries Cena around just because he can.

 

It’s like my therapy.

 

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Now, before we go to this DVD’s extra features, let me make a Minor Announcement.

 

Meet the new Heelbook T-Shirt:

 

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You can check it out at both the US store and the UK/Euro store. If you’re unsure what store is best for you, click here. And make sure you look at the shipping estimates if you want something to arrive before the holidays.

 

Now, for the promised easter eggs.

 

Extra #1 – Twitter Heel Rant


 

Extras #2 and #3 – For Your Internet Reply Kit

 

Feel free to use these two extra ones to school someone:

 

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You might also need this:

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Extra #4 – And Here Is Your Moment Of Zen

 

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