RAW in Memes Starring: BROKEN MATT HARDY!

He travelled through space and time and held symposiums with Plato – they’re not on TED.com, I checked.

And now, he has arrived. Sooner than I personally expected, Woken Matt is on the roster!

Let’s go to the memes!

1 – First, The Obvious

This was long overdue, so I’m glad the rights to the “Broken” gimmick now seem to be a settled issue:

2 –  A Good Opening Segment

By mixing Jordan’s heel persona, Reigns’s “Big Dog” schtick and Samoa Joe’s Samoa Joe, WWE opened Raw with 3 characters who dislike each other in conflict, both verbal and physical, and set up a lot of interesting things for the future.

No Triple H. No Stephanie. No Authority B.S.

3 – Why Jordan Works So Well As A Heel

Who the hell likes the entitled child who is always asking for Daddy to fix everything and give him what he wants? Even Kurt’s thinking he should wear a condom next time.

4 – BRAAAAAUUUNNN!!

Gulp. Yet. Hmm.

5 – A LOP request

I’m a big fan of the LordsOfPain comment section, and I found this comment:

“TNA is that Wolverine meme where he’s in bed looking at a picture frame… with AJ Styles and Broken Matt in the picture lmaooooo”.

OK.

6 – What Are You Doing With Finn Balor?

I’m starting to sound like a broken record when it comes to Balor, so I’ll simply illustrate my point in a meme:

7 – This Looked Familiar Somehow…

… oh, I know what it was:

8 – Michael Cole Letting His Cole Miners Down

As Kane appears on the Titan Tron with Braun in the ring, Cole said:

9 – 205 Live… And With Time

Isn’t it good to see some in-ring artists get time to show their art? If these guys have the proper platform, with stakes and time to develop their storytelling, this will be me:

10 – Exercise

King Maxel completed this:

Do you have a #11 meme for me?