Former WWE World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan might be out of action, but he can still kick some ass.
This fact was confirmed by several backstage sources and, most importantly, the burglar who tried to ransack Bryan’s place. Good idea there, Burglar.
Burglar (not his real name) was caught, with his friend Burglar #2 (aka Ladrón Dos) exiting Bryan’s recently-purchased Arizona home. While #2 escaped, Burglar was caught by Bryan and apprehended by local police.
But one has to wonder… what was REALLY going on? I can’t help but think that this story has at least one shocking development still to come. Namely, the real identity of the perpetrator.
These would be my 4 scenarios:
The Burglar was actually a WWE Legend from yesteryear, recently re-signed in secrecy by WWE for a major – and I mean MAJOR – program with The Bearded One.
Can you imagine the buyrates on this thing?
Licence to print money, I tell ya.
It was only a matter of time before this man could no longer wait until everyone was in the ring to steal their thunder:
Remember the great fan overselling Brie’s promo on Raw?
For me, this “burglary” was all about The Brie Bella Guy breaking in to steal Brie from the American Dragon’s grasp. In fact, I’m sure of it.
Unless, of course… this was what actually happened:
Do you have a #5 scenario? Don’t let this turn into a Cold Case.