It’s that time of the month. No, not that one. Although, if you play this with alcohol, organic matter may be coming out of you tonight.
‘Tis the time of the Elimination Chamber. Roman winning seems a foregone conclusion, but the story of the Men’s Chamber Match is packed with the interest, thanks to the Gauntlet Match on Raw.
Asuka is crossing Nia Jax off her bucket list, and Ronda Rousey will show off her wrestling training by applying a dangerous Pen Hold to a piece of paper.
1 – An announcer refers to the Chamber as ominous or career-ending.
2 – Braun Strowman breaks, hurls or pushes something over.
3 – You realize Braun Strowman is the only ominous structure you need.
4 – Seth Rollins gets a hero’s welcome.
5 – Ronda Rousey points to the Mania sign.
6 – WWE tries to convince us Mandy Rose, Sonya Deville or Mickie James have a shot of winning.
7 – Matt and Bray are laughing at each other.
8 – The announcers cover up for Roman or Cena being booed.
9 – The fans chant “BURN IT DOWN!”.
10 – You start wondering how many times Ronda Rousey trained the “sign the contract” spot.
11 – Take a shot when you remember 4 weeks ago. You know, when there was hope Woken Matt would be as cool as Broken Matt.
12 – Heel Sasha emerges.
14 – The Miz pins Braun Strowman.
15 – Elias starts singing from inside the Chamber.
16 -Titus Worldwide win the Tag Team Titles.
17 – You realize you’re 42 days away from Lesnar vs. Reigns. And Rollins doesn’t have a Money In The Bank.
18 – A chamber door opens.
19 – Roman hits a Superman Punch.
20 – You put the moves on your significant other but you get the Braun Strowman reply: tonight, you’re going to:
21 – You’re reminded Brock Lesnar will be on RAW tomorrow.
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