The EMTs are standing by, Vince McMahon is too busy to change our game at the last minute and my Rumble predictions are in, so here we go!
1 – Brock or Braun scream.
2 – There’s a spot designed to make Kane look strong.
3 – Roman is booed.
4 – Stephanie McMahon enters the match herself.
5 – The crowd counts down to zero quicker than the actual timer does (from @HeyTysonHey)
6 – WWE runs a Royal Rumble stat video.
7 – Ronda Rousey enters the Rumble.
8 – Take a shot when Kofi is eliminated. OH WAIT, HE’S STILL IN!!
9 – Michael Cole says “Oh My!”
10 – Tye Dillinger is number 10. Again. (from @JWStone87)
11 – The crowd pops for an unannounced entrant.
12 – You become indifferent to the countdowns.
13 – Jordan and Rollins have a miscommunication.
14 – Elias sings.
15 – Aiden English sings.
16 – Double J sings.
17 – Sorry. Got carried away there.
18 – The countdowns are just pissing you off now.
19 – Jason Jordan begs Kurt Angle to give him a Rumble spot.
20 – You realize Stephanie is putting over women in WWE but none of the women’s world titles are being defended at the event. Salud!
– Drink whatever you need when you get nervous about Reigns possibly winning the Rumble.
– Down the bottle if Reigns wins.
– The people you bet on were eliminated.
– Toast to the victory of a hard-working wrestler.
– You’re finding Stephanie’s commentary enjoyable. (from @AdsLucas)
– You feel too wasted to walk with Elias.